- AAA will only come unlock your car 4 times in a calendar year
- Microwaving metal will result in a great fireworks show but will most likely result in a broken microwave
- Addition to last lesson: Make sure your coffe cup is NOT metal before you heat up the contents
- Duct Tape melts in high temperatures
- Pouring a lot of laudrey detergent directly on your clothes can result in a weird tie-dye design after washing & drying (the detergent doesn't come out fully)
- Sharpie markers are PERMANENT
- Wear nice underwear at all times - you never know what is going to happen
- Shuffling across the livingroom floor while holding a penny then touching the TV will give you a HUGE shock
- Do not agree to go on one of dad's "walks" at the cabin b/c after 5 hrs of leaving the cabin you will realize you should have brought food & water b/c there's no sight of heading back anytime soon.
- Ladybugs in mass quantities are not nice
- Drinking liquids before taking a run is not smart
- I will always lose when battling my cat
- Drinking Alcohol on an empty stomach is never a good idea
- Never listen to your dad when he points to a giant hill w/ trees and tells you that it would be great to sled down
- Never go fishing ALONE.....trebble hooks in the face are not fun to remove!
- Never try to make a 20 minute trip in 10
- Never hide a smoker's cigarettes or be prepaired to see a side of them you've never seen
- When any electronic device is not 'working' check to see if it's plugged in.
- Don't take Niquil on a weeknight
- Putting baby oil on your mom's windshield wippers for an April Fool's Day joke turns out to be not so funny after all
And lastly.....Never tell a spanish lady to turn her phone off while waiting in line at the post office. This is something I learned first hand yesterday & trust me, I've learned my lesson!
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